Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

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Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What is Al Shabaab's theme song?

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.