Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
Ping Pong
Around the ankles and wrists :D
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
Because her husband had a hollow weenie
Neither can keep track of their balls
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
Shoot before he hits the water.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
A footilada!
Three blind mice !
5 minutes talk to wife.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.