Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.