What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack