What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.