What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

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What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis