What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward