What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.