What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.