What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.