What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.