What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.