What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!