Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD