Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!