Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.