Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes