Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin