Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!