What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts