What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts