Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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Chore Jokes More Chore Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem