What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !