Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.