Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!