What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.