Because it scares the dog.
Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.
A hush puppy.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
lay floss over their eyes
Ebowla.
He scared the hell out of him.
Fall.
