Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog