What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks