Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.