Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.