Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne