Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
I know that peel.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
A box hedge fund!
Its axle rose.
She buys a new car.
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.
They must not like Kraft
He was waxing lyrical !
By 'elephone !
Because there are no windows!
Beanstalking.
