Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
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Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
A-flat minor
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
A down comforter.
Pig in a blanket.
Candace with love !
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
Clown Poo
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
He became an ex-terminator!
I'll be bach.
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
A space bar.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
