What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.