What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.