How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!