How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.