How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.