How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.