What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*