What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?