Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.