Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure