Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure