Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.