Mutated
Two, and often from the same person.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Not mine
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
