Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.