Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)