Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".