Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.