Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin