Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste