He was caught counting carbs.
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Because they "can't even."
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Because they hate Tibet.
Her gambling habit.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.