Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.