What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!