What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!