What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!