Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.