Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !