How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Malaysian Airlines Jokes More Malaysian Airlines Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Reputation Jokes More Reputation Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.