What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.