Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!