Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!