How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up