How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up