Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.