Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks