How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.