How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.