How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.