What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers