What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.