What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu