Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
It chickened out.
Tweet!
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
No telemarketers.
To get in his nest.
