Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.