Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What do you call a dog underwater?

A sub woofer.