What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.