What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Slayer Jokes More Slayer Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.