What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

Slayer Jokes More Slayer Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.