Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.