Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "