Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.