Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!