How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.