Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.